Some of my favorite quotes:

"A good ham operator talks a lot. A really good ham operator talks a lot about nothing."
- HRO radio salesman

"People who say 'nuculer' not allowed beyond this point."
- sign in a laboratory

"Pizza is like sex; when it's good it's great. When it's bad, it's still pretty good."
- unknown

"I'm not crazy. I'm from Toledo!"
- a woman arrested for trying to stab people with a syringe while running naked in the street.

"It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end." - a popular skydiver's saying.

"I like repairing another shop's shoddy work. It's salt in the wood."
- a motorcycle mechanic

"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens."
- Woody Allen

"I'm too fucking busy and vice-versa."
- Dorothy Parker, in a telegram to her publisher.

"My doctor is dead."
- George Burns, when asked what his doctor thought about his daily cigar smoking
and whisky drinking.

"A man isn't complete until he's married. Then he is finished."
- unknown

"Making one chalk mark: $1. Knowing where to place it: $9,999."
- early electrical pioneer Charles Proteus Steinmetz, when asked by GE to itemize a $10,000
bill he submitted for correctly identifying, with a chalk mark, the defective component of GE
factory machine that had confounded all other technicians.

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