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In no particular order, here are bumper stickers that have amused, angered, enlightened, inspired, bewildered and nearly wrecked me while I was trying to read them in traffic. (to keep my opinions and views cloaked, I'll not betray which did which). "Jesus loves you. But everybody else thinks you're an ass-hole." "Remember when skydiving was dangerous and sex was safe?" "My drinking club has a skydiving problem" "Jesus is coming! (everybody look busy!)" "Kill Your Television" "War doesn't decide who is right -- only who is left"
"My wife, definitely. My dog, maybe. My gun, never" "Yes, this is my truck. No, I won't help you move"
"Thank you for not breeding" "Envision Whirled Peas" "Vote Republican; It's Easier Than Thinking" "Re-Defeat Bush" "Lick Bush, Beat Dick" "Impeach Clinton -- and Her Husband" "Don't Change Dicks in the Middle of a Screw. Vote for Nixon in '72" "Ass, Gas or Grass. Nobody rides for free." Sign placed by restaurant management in their public restroom:
"Please do not throw paper towels in the toilet"
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